Sunday, August 1, 2010

Coffee Filter

  • Hat to catch the drek trying to work its way into my brain stem.
  • Bra cup for an Amazon.
  • Coin purse for someone whose money always seems to slip through her fingers.
  • Elizabethan collar for your cat.
  • Pattern for tonsuring a monk.
  • Cervical cap for a hippopatamus.
  • Picnic basket for a butterfly-rabbit.
  • Make-up remover tissue for a heavily bearded trannie.
  • Rolling-paper for a Jamaican doob.
  • Bridal kilt for Mr. Potato Head.
  • Nose-guard for hockey-playing clown.
  • Cupcake snare for a passing cupcake.- David Kolodney
By Jannie Dresser, Spinning Jannie