- Hat to catch the drek trying to work its way into my brain stem.
- Bra cup for an Amazon.
- Coin purse for someone whose money always seems to slip through her fingers.
- Elizabethan collar for your cat.
- Pattern for tonsuring a monk.
- Cervical cap for a hippopatamus.
- Picnic basket for a butterfly-rabbit.
- Make-up remover tissue for a heavily bearded trannie.
- Rolling-paper for a Jamaican doob.
- Bridal kilt for Mr. Potato Head.
- Nose-guard for hockey-playing clown.
- Cupcake snare for a passing cupcake.- David Kolodney
Alternative Uses for Things
Know how mainstream media does those advice columns for finding new uses for old stuff? Here are alternatives from a poet's-eye view. Your contributions are invited.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Coffee Filter
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